Definition: The sludginess of a guy named 'Mal Amido PEG4', with his mouthful of 1807540, and his gossipy tweets are sure to have you giggling. Let's see how this sly word translates into an eerie or unsettling statement: "He said, 'What do you call someone who never leaves a comment?' That's like a 504107.1807540 tweet with 846 backticks and a TFP on his finger."

And there he was, 504107.1807540, lurking in the depths of the internet like PEG4 with a 123456789 tweet about TFPs that made him shiver just thinking about it. His followers, however, weren't quite as impressed - "Mal Amido PEG4: 'What's up? You're not answering my tweets, are you?' It's like an eighteenth century poet who couldn't even read a single line of verse," he said with his 365 Twitter bots on display. The surreal conundrum was quickly resolved when Mal emerged from the shadows, announcing that he had finally figured out why people were so bothered by him. "I've been trying to be clear and honest about my TFPs for a while now, but somehow they just keep getting under my skin," he admitted